maurofloresjr

1.  The older I get the more my body sounds like a Transformer.  Throughout the day, I kept hearing my bones make "transforming" sounds: kwa-koo-koo-koo-kah. 2.  I'm having a harder time determining the ages of teenagers.  They're all kids to me. 3.  The best way to get a lot of page views on your DeviantART page is to fill your gallery with women in varying degrees of nakedness: Half naked, butt shots, vagina shots, naked women kissing, boob shots... the faces often don't really matter.

1.)  Time and days of the week become meaningless. 2.)  Every day feels like Sunday.  You think, "Any minute now someone could offer me a job, and I would have to start tomorrow"... but tomorrow never seems to come. 3.)  You have the freedom to work on personal projects! 4.)  After awhile, your personal projects remind you that you're unemployed. 5.)  The employed always seem to forget that being unemployed means you have NO money.  You learn to fear the term, "Somewhere nice." 6.)  You have the time to learn how to cook... but sometimes, what you really want to do is go "somewhere nice" with your significant other. 7.)  You have to sav

Two new subjects have popped up this week that have gotten me to the brink of mental suicide (whatever that means):  Twitter and John and Kate plus 8. I know the economy is still in the tank, but the ever changing opinions on how bad or good the economy is at the moment have desensitized me to the whole freakin' thing.  Prop 8 was opposed in California and a bunch of activists took to the streets to protest... and, honestly, I don't know how that's going to help... they're basically preaching to the choir and pissing off the people whose minds they're trying to change in the first place.  If you ask me, I don't care who marries who, as long